I should apologize up front, but Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, there’s something about that name…that makes many of us want to puke and yet, I exposed it to you three times, without anesthetics.
“Why?” you might ask.
In many of the ancient Hebrew texts, it was common place for the writer to repeat a key word whenever they wanted to make a really important point. It was a signal to the reader to pay close attention to the text. In this case, I didn’t repeat the name once, but twice, because I have really, really important point to make.
So, grab your barf bags, because Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, from a story teller’s perspective, makes the plot-perfect client for a “Perry Mason” episode, with one exception. Perry Mason’s clients were always innocent. In countless episodes of “Perry Mason,” his client is set-up as the killer because the client is the target of blackmail with a motive to kill the victim, the blackmailer.
In the current situation with (barf bag alert) Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, a great deal of suspicion is raised when she, for no apparent, even contradictory reasons, continued to pay her staffer, Imran Awan, even though he did not show up for work, and he no longer had access to work-related servers or data. How did this staffer amass a net worth of millions during his employment? Why were so many of his family members employed by the DNC? And now, why is a Clinton very expensive criminal lawyer, taken the case of a lower level staffer?
And why, when the rest of the DNC are distancing themselves from him does (barf bag alert) Wasserman-Schultz come to his rescue portraying herself as a minority redeemer of a persecuted Muslim?
Again, from a storyteller’s perspective, it’s a plot-perfect case of extortion. She’s hiding something and he knows about it. She’s been paying for his silence but now, it’s about to be uncovered, his golden goose is about to be cooked, he’s grabbing the eggs and heading for the border. Too bad, he was caught on his way out of the District of Corruption and now they’ve to bring in the Clinton legal team.